Bitches Get Stitches

so we went here for Veronica’s 25th birthday.

as we were waiting for the bill, i looked up.
who did i see (in his classic ‘in every single paparazzi photo’ grey hoodie)?

JAKE GYLLENHAAL & REESE WITHERSPOON.

i died.

and can i just say, both of them are way more beautiful in real life.
i have multiple witnesses to back me up.