Bitches Get Stitches

take a good look.
this is my new enemy.

no, not that nice lady! that’s Kelli, my manager. (look at that focus)
my enemy is that ball winder.

now, i’ve been getting my yarn wound for a while.
and i have my own winder and swift at home.
never have i run into a snag, tangle, knot, or mysterious third end.

and yet, this winder has given me some serious issues.

it hates me.

everyone else is allowed to go at full speed but not i! i must always proceed with caution or face its inevitable wrath. it’s like the winder is hazing me or something.

i think the swift might be in on it.