December 31, 2011

i’ve been without a car for some time now, which means
i haven’t left my apartment for at least three days.
i finally think i understand the shining.
(are there misspellings in that clip?)

i’ve overdosed on stargate, bad anime, and rupaul’s drag race,
i’ve been talking to mo and the television as if they can understand me,
i’ve been wearing this comfy yet obscene pair of long johns for days,
and i don’t want to alarm you, but i think may have
clementine poisoning.

if you’re near the capital of the magical mitten,
please, come pick my ass up and buy me a drink.
or the dog gets it!

4 Responses to “911”

  1. Jan at Cat Crap Hill Says:

    We were snowed in last week. Watched REBIRTH OF MOTHRA. I can understand your pain.

  2. ha! You kill me 🙂 Poor Mo, what an adorable little guy. Well to come pick you up would require an 8 hour or more drive so..uhm…till I get there…. 😦

  3. tina Says:

    I do believe the expression on Mo’s face says it all. If I was closer I’d so pick your ass up and go for a drink.

    And on a more serious note, there is no such thing as too much stargate. Seriously!

  4. Sally at Rivendale Farms Says:

    I’m only a 24 hour drive away…….dammit. On the other hand, Jan at Cat Crap Hill and I will have cappuccino at our LYS shortly and talk about you behind your back. Just so you know you’re not forgotten.

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