all work and no play
March 27, 2011
hey there bitches!
how’re things with you?
good?
good.
how am i doing?
well i’m feeling a little . . . odd tonight.
i think it’s this house sitting gig i’ve got.
all this alone time in a big old house,
no one to talk to but some cats,
and the tivo,
my god! the tivo!
i think it’s making me a little stir crazy.
i feel the cabin fever descending.
since all i’m working on is some super secret knitting,
i have nothing at all fibery to share with you all tonight.
but i still feel the need to keep you entertained.
let’s go to the bathroom shall we?
a photo shoot in the shower is just the ticket.
let’s have some fun with facial hair!
beard
chops
goatee
handlebar
porno stash
i can’t show the last pic.
a naked-face pic is just going to far,
even for me.
i’m a lady.
Bitches Get Stitches 
March 27, 2011 at 12:40 am
fantastic 🙂 sorry the big old house is making you stir crazy. isn’t jack-jack pestering you to carry him around all the time? and chloe snuggling up next to you any time you’re still? 😦 don’t worry, we will be back before you know it. miss you! ❤
March 27, 2011 at 4:08 am
Lady my ass. Might I remind you of a certain Fuck You February party. A lady always opens the door all the way and doesn’t get caught by the seatbelt when throwing up out of the car door. I will give you that that was years ago now and perhaps that incident was before your lady times. Ah youth, so full of male strippers and drag queens.
March 27, 2011 at 6:33 am
Your blog seriously cracks me the heck up. Thank you for putting a smile on my face this morning!!
March 27, 2011 at 8:52 am
The perfect slideshow. Now, make a flipbook-y .gif. Also, I have a lot of work to do but want to watch Mildred Pierce tonight.
March 27, 2011 at 9:40 am
You are the funniest! Thanks!!
March 27, 2011 at 12:12 pm
omg….Yeah don’t show the naked face…not sure I could handle such a thing, my heart is weak as it is..lol
Love you with the beard xxx
March 27, 2011 at 2:46 pm
I love reading your blog. I get to giggle at stuff a married almost 30 year old mom shouldn’t giggle at 🙂 Careful of the cats. I hear when left alone too long in a house with only cats they become your best friends and you start dressing them in things.
March 27, 2011 at 4:16 pm
Oh God, you are just hilarious. You know you are young at heart when you can entertain with a camera, a razor, and imagination.
March 27, 2011 at 9:01 pm
Dude, your porn-stache is good, but you ain’t got nuthin’ on William H Macy!
Now, that guy knows how to rock a certain look!
March 30, 2011 at 5:48 pm
your a lady and i am a nun! Very funny – very good. put a smile on my face..Just the right amount of naughty!!
March 31, 2011 at 6:04 pm
You crack me the hell up.
My day is shit, I decide, time to check on Mr. A, and this is what greets me. You rock.
I forgot to tell you that Quiet Storm was one of the vendors at the food show, and, as a vegan, it was hard to find anything else to eat, so I went back twice for good stuff….and a nice talk with the ladies, who both knew you. Of course. I got to drop your name! I feel so special!
Be good if you can, and if you can’t, that’s even better.
April 1, 2011 at 6:45 pm
Your so interesting….I love reading your blog! keep it fresh =)
April 11, 2011 at 3:25 pm
I’d rather see you naked than with that porn stash. Please don’t ever do that again!
April 12, 2011 at 4:22 pm
p.s. did you know that bitchesgetstitches(dot)com is a porn site? Yep. Yep it is. I do not think I will lose your website again…