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September 27, 2010
so i gave a lot of thought of what this post should look like,
the post-funeral post.
i considered talking about all the things i hate about funerals,
the bullshit, the rituals that seem completely unnecessary,
the ones i thought were dumb,
that turned out to mean a lot to me in the moment.
but i feel posts like that should be the exception here;
it’s not the tone i want to perpetuate.
i thought about talking about all my travel drama
since there were some wacky tales to be told
of wrong plane dates,
lost passports,
and fun times with homeland security.
but honestly,
i’m pretty tired still.
i just don’t have the energy to relive any of it.
i am always thinking of you, reader,
and feel an obligation to do something to get the blog back on track.
i thought, i should do something outrageous and over the top,
something that is so bitches get stitches.
but then, i just couldn’t think of anything.
so instead, i’ll just show you this new bag my friend annette got me.
isn’t it great?
Bitches Get Stitches 
September 27, 2010 at 2:56 pm
OMFG! HOTT! I’m glad to see you’ve kept your sense of humor through everything.
September 27, 2010 at 3:26 pm
I think you made Anna die a little bit.
September 27, 2010 at 3:33 pm
Steven, you are too much!
❤
September 27, 2010 at 4:01 pm
Dude.
September 27, 2010 at 5:40 pm
woah!…I read this while at work and i was like..no he did not! Niiiiice bag!
September 27, 2010 at 7:01 pm
Nice gams.
September 27, 2010 at 9:03 pm
keep on, keepin on steven!
September 27, 2010 at 9:14 pm
Of all the things I expected to see here after your trip – maybe something funny, something snarky, something touching – THAT was not what I was expecting!
September 27, 2010 at 11:21 pm
*snort*
Yup, Steven’s home alright.
September 27, 2010 at 11:39 pm
thanks for the laugh when life isn’t always happy… I needed that!
September 28, 2010 at 1:29 am
Aaaargh, I almost fell off my chair! I know you too well to know you THAT well. Love it, too funny. Thinking of you xx
September 28, 2010 at 7:01 am
OMB! That is not what I was expecting. Coffee spew.
September 28, 2010 at 8:29 am
Ohhhh, Steven. What will we do with you? 😉
September 28, 2010 at 10:12 am
Oh honey… funerals are bizarre rituals that always make the living feel uncomfortable but at least make it clear that the person who passed was loved.
Or not. I’ve been at more than one funeral where the funeral director had to bring in some homeless people to make it seem better attended. Pretty weird.
Feel better.
September 28, 2010 at 11:21 am
Woo! Rocking the look, dude!
Re: funerals, they can be dreadful, but some sort of gathering of friends and family after a death is important — to cherish the memory of the lost loved one, to connect with others who feel the same, to hear funny stories or insights you never knew. A death with no commemorative occasion leaves the living with a greater loss.
Astrid
September 28, 2010 at 2:26 pm
Heh.
September 28, 2010 at 7:16 pm
I never thought I would ever see this much of you xD I giggled
September 29, 2010 at 7:02 am
Bronze!! Ask Kelli…
September 29, 2010 at 6:16 pm
Love the attitude. You kick ass.
September 29, 2010 at 11:15 pm
Love the ballsac.
October 1, 2010 at 2:27 pm
[…] 1, 2010 before i get to the meat of this post, i must confess to being a bad friend. in my last entry i only thanked my friend annette for my new bag. but it she wasn’t the only one involved. my […]
October 1, 2010 at 9:17 pm
oh sweet Jesus. I may never be able to look you in the eye again.
October 12, 2010 at 11:00 am
Long-time lurker here who just had to come out of hiding to say:
1) that bag is absolutely perfect for you
and
2) I almost choked on my breakfast.
You are fantastic 🙂