Bitches Get Stitches

i don’t have enough bandwith to do a proper post
but this is what i’ll say about today’s rhinebeck adventure:

beware the human door.
this bitch kept getting in everyone’s way at the into the whirled booth.
i and about five other women just wanted to look at some roving,
but she was not having it.

you’d move,
she’d move.

you’d reach for a braid,
she’d reach for a braid.

she was a fucking fiber linebacker;
there was no getting around her!

so beware, bitches, the human door.
she is not fucking around.