the human door
October 20, 2013
i don’t have enough bandwith to do a proper post
but this is what i’ll say about today’s rhinebeck adventure:
beware the human door.
this bitch kept getting in everyone’s way at the into the whirled booth.
i and about five other women just wanted to look at some roving,
but she was not having it.
you’d move,
she’d move.
you’d reach for a braid,
she’d reach for a braid.
she was a fucking fiber linebacker;
there was no getting around her!
so beware, bitches, the human door.
she is not fucking around.
Bitches Get Stitches 
October 20, 2013 at 6:53 am
Thanks for the warning. I’ll steer clear of her if I see her today. Hope to see you there!
October 20, 2013 at 6:53 am
I saw her a number of times when I wasn’t with you! She was all over!
October 20, 2013 at 9:35 am
I just love how you call things as you see them. She wants to be just like you!
October 20, 2013 at 9:53 am
Ugh, I hate these kinds of people at events. Take her out!
October 20, 2013 at 12:17 pm
HA HA HA! omg, i’m dying of jealousy right now. i feel like blocking all of you on instagram. next year i’m going.
October 20, 2013 at 8:31 pm
First, I’m freakin’ jealous you’re up there with all the fibery fun.
Second, go New Yorker obnoxious on her ass. Bitch needs it.
October 20, 2013 at 11:09 pm
Aaaagh! I am always tripping over such people! Once, while shopping, I encountered one wearing a dark green faux-fur coat. She stopped in the dead center of the store’s exit to read her receipt. No one could get around her.
I finally shouted at her: “Hey, lady in the Muppet-fur coat, you’re blocking the fire exit!”
Hope you’re enjoying Rhinebeck. Would love to hear the highlights, rather the lowlifes.
October 21, 2013 at 1:16 am
I would tie the bottom of her pinnifore (sp?) to a stake and leave her there. I am 5′ tall and every one blocks my view. Grrrrrrrrr.
October 21, 2013 at 10:17 am
Next time I’m walking her over to the hot sauce booth and forcefeeding her a taste of the Scorpiaaaaan Chili.
October 21, 2013 at 11:04 pm
I like how you think, Andrea!
October 23, 2013 at 10:21 pm
She was not alone. Or at least I think she had assistants doing similar work at other booths.