Bitches Get Stitches

today is rhinebeck.
say hi if you like.
but please don’t sneak up on me
or come running at me yelling
because last year,
this chick snuck up on me
and i inhaled a piece of me chicken sandwich.

it was not pretty.

if you want to be in ‘nips with steven‘ this year,
all you have to do is ask.
i’ve got the bottle.