microblog 15 – the best search terms ever
September 2, 2012
as any real blogger would,
i pay attention to my stats:
which websites linked to mine
how many people visited that day
from which countries people read
that kind of thing.
the most entertaining, however,
are definitely the ‘search engine terms’.
‘these are the terms people used to find your site’, says wordpress.
today (yesterday technically),
one search in particular took the cake:
how to have sex at the fairgrounds without making a big show lesbian
i doubt anything can ever top that.
somehow, i now feel obligated to investigate,
to find the best way to have sex at the fairgrounds without making a big show lesbian.
i wouldn’t want to disappoint her.
Bitches Get Stitches 
September 2, 2012 at 12:21 am
I definitely can’t top that but here’s a selection of mine this week:
Victorian British Slang + Whore,
We should be kissed every day every hour every minute,
Imperfection have been divinely appointed,
Nepali boy photo (?!!! the sick possibilities of this one freaks me out),
Nazi club swinging (ditto),
Man dog crying.
September 2, 2012 at 2:21 am
You just inspired me to check mine & the best one this week is definitely “sexy honeybadger.”
September 2, 2012 at 9:06 am
Wow. Really makes me wonder about your key words. 🙂
September 2, 2012 at 10:06 am
wow. just wow.
September 2, 2012 at 10:42 am
What exactly is a big show lesbian and where does one have sex to avoid making one?
September 2, 2012 at 8:21 pm
You make me want to switch over to WordPress.
September 2, 2012 at 10:12 pm
“Sex at the Fairgrounds” sounds like a fad cocktail, while “Big Show Lesbian” sounds like “The L Word” meets “Sabado Gigante.”
September 2, 2012 at 10:25 pm
I kind of like them for a couple of emo bands: “Sex at the Fairgrounds, featuring Big Show Lesbian!”
September 3, 2012 at 5:26 pm
I can’t help but sit here and chuckle thinking about it. In fact i gave out a whoop and guffaw. Way, way to funny. I keep picturing all these scenarios, where does my brain go. Thank you for the fun XOXOXO Linda
September 3, 2012 at 9:55 pm
haha nice. they do make you wonder. my most interesting one was “i ma to awesome” I don’t even know what this means.
September 3, 2012 at 9:57 pm
I like how that’s not even a sentence.