Bitches Get Stitches

in a way, anyway.

classes and teaching at msu don’t begin until the 31st,
and my need to vomit is diminishing.

today, i teach my first ever knitting class.
the important word there is “my”,
my take on beginning knitting.

i thought about taking the approach i was comfortable with,
the way i was taught or the way things were done at natural stitches.
both are excellent, and get the job done.

instead i’ve stolen a bunch of ideas from other people
and mixed them together to make “my” class.
and in about an hour and a half,
it will make its debut.

all i can do now
is go over how i want to begin,
and prepare in my own way.
breakfast of champions.

wish me luck, bitches!