you must be joking, jared flood
September 8, 2013
round 128.
5-st gather.
Knit 5 stitches together without slipping them off L needle, *yarn over, knit into original 5 stitches again; Rep from * once more
fuck you, jared flood;
just fuck you.
Bitches Get Stitches
you better work!
work, bitch!
Bitches Get Stitches 
September 8, 2013 at 1:27 am
I don’t tend toward such language, but, in this case, I have to agree with you.
September 8, 2013 at 3:04 am
Captured it perfectly. I never read patterns ahead of time and I’d get to that and be like, what the fuck? I can’t wait to see your permafrost.
September 8, 2013 at 5:00 am
lol wut. sounds terrible
September 8, 2013 at 10:28 am
~snickers~ I usually scream things like this across the house. Can’t wait to see the finished product!
September 8, 2013 at 8:52 pm
This made my day! Thank you!
September 9, 2013 at 10:41 am
My sentiments EXACTLY.
September 9, 2013 at 6:32 pm
Good grief! That would have me thinking of other uses for the yarn . . . .
September 10, 2013 at 12:06 am
Love it! My needles would break. I knit way too tight for such crazines. Good luck! Can’t wait to see the final result!
September 10, 2013 at 8:07 pm
Jared Flood works in mysterious ways.
September 11, 2013 at 9:56 pm
I hope Jared made a typo.
September 12, 2013 at 12:35 pm
I think Jared Flood smokes glue.
September 13, 2013 at 9:19 am
You’re knitting that thing? That takes some balls.
September 16, 2013 at 11:47 am
Ha ha haaaaaa!!!!! Oh man… that sounds way fun.
October 24, 2013 at 9:25 am
And this is why I often admire and ultimately just say no to his patterns. There’s generally some sort of whatthefuckery involved. Lol.