you must be joking, jared flood

September 8, 2013


round 128.

5-st gather.

Knit 5 stitches together without slipping them off L needle, *yarn over, knit into original 5 stitches again; Rep from * once more

fuck you, jared flood;
just fuck you.

14 Responses to “you must be joking, jared flood”

  1. Sheila Says:

    I don’t tend toward such language, but, in this case, I have to agree with you.

  2. Kathy Says:

    Captured it perfectly. I never read patterns ahead of time and I’d get to that and be like, what the fuck? I can’t wait to see your permafrost.

  3. omlair Says:

    lol wut. sounds terrible

  4. Cinn Says:

    ~snickers~ I usually scream things like this across the house. Can’t wait to see the finished product!

  5. jenmcox Says:

    This made my day! Thank you!

  6. Anonymous, too Says:

    Good grief! That would have me thinking of other uses for the yarn . . . .

  7. SarahG Says:

    Love it! My needles would break. I knit way too tight for such crazines. Good luck! Can’t wait to see the final result!

  8. lollyknits Says:

    Jared Flood works in mysterious ways.

  9. Kristen Says:

    I hope Jared made a typo.

  10. Anna M Says:

    I think Jared Flood smokes glue.

  11. misa Says:

    You’re knitting that thing? That takes some balls.

  12. Stephanie Says:

    Ha ha haaaaaa!!!!! Oh man… that sounds way fun.

  13. A. Tipton Says:

    And this is why I often admire and ultimately just say no to his patterns. There’s generally some sort of whatthefuckery involved. Lol.

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