September 2, 2012
as any real blogger would,
i pay attention to my stats:
which websites linked to mine
how many people visited that day
from which countries people read
that kind of thing.
the most entertaining, however,
are definitely the ‘search engine terms’.
‘these are the terms people used to find your site’, says wordpress.
today (yesterday technically),
one search in particular took the cake:
how to have sex at the fairgrounds without making a big show lesbian
i doubt anything can ever top that.
somehow, i now feel obligated to investigate,
to find the best way to have sex at the fairgrounds without making a big show lesbian.
i wouldn’t want to disappoint her.