all work and no play

March 27, 2011

hey there bitches!
how’re things with you?
good?
good.

how am i doing?
well i’m feeling a little . . . odd tonight.
i think it’s this house sitting gig i’ve got.
all this alone time in a big old house,
no one to talk to but some cats,
and the tivo,
my god! the tivo!

i think it’s making me a little stir crazy.
i feel the cabin fever descending.

since all i’m working on is some super secret knitting,
i have nothing at all fibery to share with you all tonight.
but i still feel the need to keep you entertained.

let’s go to the bathroom shall we?
a photo shoot in the shower is just the ticket.

let’s have some fun with facial hair!

beard
chops
goateehandlebarporno stash

i can’t show the last pic.
a naked-face pic is just going to far,
even for me.

i’m a lady.

14 Responses to “all work and no play”

  1. lisabee Says:

    fantastic :) sorry the big old house is making you stir crazy. isn’t jack-jack pestering you to carry him around all the time? and chloe snuggling up next to you any time you’re still? :( don’t worry, we will be back before you know it. miss you! <3

  2. Megan Says:

    Lady my ass. Might I remind you of a certain Fuck You February party. A lady always opens the door all the way and doesn’t get caught by the seatbelt when throwing up out of the car door. I will give you that that was years ago now and perhaps that incident was before your lady times. Ah youth, so full of male strippers and drag queens.

  3. abby Says:

    Your blog seriously cracks me the heck up. Thank you for putting a smile on my face this morning!!

  4. V. Says:

    The perfect slideshow. Now, make a flipbook-y .gif. Also, I have a lot of work to do but want to watch Mildred Pierce tonight.

  5. Julia Says:

    You are the funniest! Thanks!!

  6. kimberly Says:

    omg….Yeah don’t show the naked face…not sure I could handle such a thing, my heart is weak as it is..lol

    Love you with the beard xxx

  7. Cinnamon Says:

    I love reading your blog. I get to giggle at stuff a married almost 30 year old mom shouldn’t giggle at :) Careful of the cats. I hear when left alone too long in a house with only cats they become your best friends and you start dressing them in things.

  8. Nancy Paris Says:

    Oh God, you are just hilarious. You know you are young at heart when you can entertain with a camera, a razor, and imagination.

  9. Tamara Says:

    Dude, your porn-stache is good, but you ain’t got nuthin’ on William H Macy!

    Now, that guy knows how to rock a certain look!

  10. brooke Says:

    your a lady and i am a nun! Very funny – very good. put a smile on my face..Just the right amount of naughty!!

  11. Krystn Says:

    You crack me the hell up.
    My day is shit, I decide, time to check on Mr. A, and this is what greets me. You rock.

    I forgot to tell you that Quiet Storm was one of the vendors at the food show, and, as a vegan, it was hard to find anything else to eat, so I went back twice for good stuff….and a nice talk with the ladies, who both knew you. Of course. I got to drop your name! I feel so special!

    Be good if you can, and if you can’t, that’s even better.

  12. CeeCee Says:

    Your so interesting….I love reading your blog! keep it fresh =)

  13. Kathy Says:

    I’d rather see you naked than with that porn stash. Please don’t ever do that again!

    • Kathy Says:

      p.s. did you know that bitchesgetstitches(dot)com is a porn site? Yep. Yep it is. I do not think I will lose your website again…


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