pre thanksgiving (language may be inappropriate for readers under the age of 18)

November 25, 2009

for those of you who don’t know, i’m a michigander. school and work have made me slightly deranged of late, and kept me so busy that it’s been months since i’ve been back to the magical mitten.

and so i’ve fled the steel city, driving into the wee hours of tuesday morning with love in my heart and lead in my foot. unfortunately, there was a bit too much lead when passing through a little pit stain of a town, armada michigan.

cop: do you know why i pulled you over?
me: (obviously i was speeding you f-ing pig) no sir
cop: do you know the speed limit through here?
me: (duh jackass, i grew up 10 mins from here) no sir, i don’t live around here anymore
cop: you passed four signs saying it was 25mph
me: (it’s 2:30am, no one’s even awake in this po dunk town, i’m 7 miles from home, and i’ve been driving for 6 hours. i don’t give a f*ck!) oh, sorry sir.
cop: i only wrote you up for 5 over. slow down for me *hands me a ticket*
me: (fuck you very much!) k, thanks.

i literally thanked the asswipe for giving me a ticket!

so while i made it home to my lovely five acres

i had to go to this place as soon as i woke up

$90, 2 points on the license. bitches, i haven’t had a ticket since highschool!

but my lovely parents turned my frown upside down. first by giving me an early birthday present

it’s a canon rebel t1i. isn’t it dreamy?
and then by taking me here

to get me some of this

i do have to admit that i got a bit of that “man in a yarn store” cold shoulder at first, but you can’t beat the charm of a yarn store in an old victorian house with a pet cat, right?

i’m feeling relatively relaxed considering i have three final papers looming.

at least mo is having a blast

5 Responses to “pre thanksgiving (language may be inappropriate for readers under the age of 18)”

  1. Grace Says:

    I love how happy Mo looks! He is adorable :)

    Have a great Thanksgiving!

  2. Charissa Says:

    OK, we might have to get our dogs together at one of the parks sometime. That’s exactly what Sparkle does when confronted with a wide open space, lol.

    And I am jealous of your camera. Very, very jealous.

    • bitchesgetstitches Says:

      mo plays pretty rough but never does any damage. he would love a play date, especially if you have a bigger dog.

  3. Caitlin Says:

    omg, the travails! mo looks so happy tho and yay for yarn and being back home. :) happy thanksgiving!


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 675 other followers

%d bloggers like this: